how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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