shes about as inviting as chlamydia
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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