somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
this beer tastes like vomit already
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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