You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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