You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
