oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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