Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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