oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
