I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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