So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just high enough for therapy.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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