i think my mom watched the whole time
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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