Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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