last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Who died my cat blue again?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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