You work out of a Hotel?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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