It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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