is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I cut my penus on the lid.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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