That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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