this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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