I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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