She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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