So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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