Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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