You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
