windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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