What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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