Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
