Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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