So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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