Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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