and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
