Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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