she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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