Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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