If i come over, it means nothing
Can i not drive my cunt home
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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