Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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