i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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