I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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