I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Randomize
