My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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