So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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