I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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