He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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