It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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