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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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