addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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