the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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