apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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