I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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