what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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