what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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